Sticky Situation

TJ finds himself surrounded with enemy Spiderbots.

TJ (foreground): Why the hell I get these Stupid Ass odd jobs? I'd Better off staying with Trixie!. F*ck I don't have enough bullets and these damn boogerbats had to ruin my day! Ah, F*ck it! *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* there now there is one! *Spiderbot tries to run up the wall to get TJ* Oh you trying to get me huh? *Bang* Now let me get off of this damn wall before Trixie finds me and think I'm pole dancing...